It’s time to set sail and explore the seven seas!
And one of the best parts about getting a new boat is having the chance to give her a snazzy name. But sometimes, coming up with a great name can be harder than it looks.
To help make this process easier, we’ve compiled a list of dumb boat names that will surely make people pause and say “huh?” when they hear them. So get ready to giggle as you explore our selection of silly monikers perfect for any vessel on the water!
21 Dumb Boat Names For Fun
Check out our list of dumb boat names and make your pick.
- Knot On Call
- Just Add Water
- Not Afloat
- Tug Me
- Now Boarding
- Pier Pressure
- Soggy Bottom
- Nautilus Schmautilus
- Abandon Ship
- Knot Again
- So Long Sailor
- Row, Row Your Boat
- Right Meow
- Bow Wow
- The Sinking Continues
- Dry Sailors
- 2 Much Funner
- Float Like a Butterfly
- Knot My Problem
- Reel Lazy
- Non-Floatation Device
There you have it, 21 of the most hilarious boat names that can bring laughter to everyone on the lake this summer. With a little creativity, you can come up with a boat name that’s guaranteed to make waves.
So, the next time you’re out on the sea and need a good laugh, just glance at the side of your boat and get ready to chuckle.
Happy Boat Naming!
&
Happy Sailing!