Dumb Boat Names
Dumb Boat Names

It’s time to set sail and explore the seven seas!

And one of the best parts about getting a new boat is having the chance to give her a snazzy name. But sometimes, coming up with a great name can be harder than it looks.

To help make this process easier, we’ve compiled a list of dumb boat names that will surely make people pause and say “huh?” when they hear them. So get ready to giggle as you explore our selection of silly monikers perfect for any vessel on the water!

21 Dumb Boat Names For Fun

Check out our list of dumb boat names and make your pick.

  1. Knot On Call
  2. Just Add Water
  3. Not Afloat
  4. Tug Me
  5. Now Boarding
  6. Pier Pressure
  7. Soggy Bottom
  8. Nautilus Schmautilus
  9. Abandon Ship
  10. Knot Again
  11. So Long Sailor
  12. Row, Row Your Boat
  13. Right Meow
  14. Bow Wow
  15. The Sinking Continues
  16. Dry Sailors
  17. 2 Much Funner
  18. Float Like a Butterfly
  19. Knot My Problem
  20. Reel Lazy
  21. Non-Floatation Device

There you have it, 21 of the most hilarious boat names that can bring laughter to everyone on the lake this summer. With a little creativity, you can come up with a boat name that’s guaranteed to make waves.

So, the next time you’re out on the sea and need a good laugh, just glance at the side of your boat and get ready to chuckle.

Happy Boat Naming!


Happy Sailing!