Stupid Boat Names
Stupid Boat Names

Sometimes, some of the stupidest names are the most memorable. That applies to boat names too. Think of the boat names you actually remember. Almost always these are ones that are either funny, ridiculous, or downright stupid.  

And if that’s the way you want to go with the name of your new boat, we’ve compiled some of the stupidest, funniest, and most ridiculous boat names imaginable. From puns to pop culture references to just plain silly, these stupid boat names are sure to get a chuckle out of anyone who sees them.  

So if you’re in need of a good laugh or an eye-rolling groan, read on and enjoy our list of stupid boat names! 

21 Stupid Boat Names (That No One Can Forget) 

Here are our top stupid boat names, some hilarious, some nutty, and most outright silly. Enjoy! 

  1. She got the house 
  2. Captain Clueless 
  3. Knotty-Buoy 
  4. See Ya Later! 
  5. Titanic II 
  6. The S.S. Sinker 
  7. The Leaky Dinghy 
  8. S.S. Snore-a-lot 
  9. Soggy Bottom 
  10. The Leaky Bucket 
  11. Wet Dream 
  12. The Unlucky Boat 
  13. Nauti-Girl 
  14. S.S. Blunder 
  15. Lost at Sea 
  16. Captain’s Nightmare 
  17. The Rusty Bucket 
  18. Loser Cruiser 
  19. The Sunk Cost 
  20. Seacretly Embarassing 
  21. Captain Clumsysail 

So there you have it. These were some of the very stupid boat names that we could imagine. Feel to take any of these and make your own. Or use them as creative input to invent an even stupider boat name by yourself. 

Either way, we hope you have some fun in the process. 

Happy Boat Naming! 

Happy Sailing!