Boating can be a fun and rewarding hobby, but one of the most important aspects of having your own vessel is finding the perfect name. If you want something different for your new boat, why not deliberately pick a boat name that’s truly terrible? At least you can stand out from the rest of the crowd.
And so, we’ve put together this list of terrible boat names that you can choose from (or should steer clear of if you don’t want to be laughed off-shore).
31 Terrible Boat Names Just For Fun
Here are 31 terrible boat names that we can come up with:
- Sinking Feeling
- Leaky Tub
- Sea Ya Never
- Rust Bucket
- Wave Bye Bye
- Leaky Lifeboat
- Sunken Dreams
- Moldy Mariner
- Sea Slug
- Tidal Trash
- Bilge Bucket
- Barnacle Barge
- Floating Fiasco
- Grimy Gondola
- Dented Dinghy
- Ugly Duckling
- Wavy Wreck
- Scrap Scow
- Rusty Rower
- Smelly Sailboat
- Worn Out Whaler
- Drab Dinghy
- Foul Felucca
- Used-up Umiak
- Seaweed Skiff
- Scuffed Schooner
- Waterlogged Wherry
- Tattered Tugboat
- Ragged Raft
- Patched Paddleboat
- Bumpy Bellyboat
These terrible names are sure to draw a laugh from any onlooker. With such a list, you’re sure to find something that fits your taste for terrible boat names.
And if not, feel free to use them as inspiration for creating your own unique and terrible name. You may also enjoy our list of the stupidest possible boat names!
Just be warned — once it goes on the side of your boat, there may be no turning back!
Happy Boat Naming!
&
Happy Boat Sailing!