Terrible Boat Names
Terrible Boat Names

Boating can be a fun and rewarding hobby, but one of the most important aspects of having your own vessel is finding the perfect name. If you want something different for your new boat, why not deliberately pick a boat name that’s truly terrible? At least you can stand out from the rest of the crowd.

And so, we’ve put together this list of terrible boat names that you can choose from (or should steer clear of if you don’t want to be laughed off-shore).

31 Terrible Boat Names Just For Fun

Here are 31 terrible boat names that we can come up with:

  1. Sinking Feeling
  2. Leaky Tub
  3. Sea Ya Never
  4. Rust Bucket
  5. Wave Bye Bye
  6. Leaky Lifeboat
  7. Sunken Dreams
  8. Moldy Mariner
  9. Sea Slug
  10. Tidal Trash
  11. Bilge Bucket
  12. Barnacle Barge
  13. Floating Fiasco
  14. Grimy Gondola
  15. Dented Dinghy
  16. Ugly Duckling
  17. Wavy Wreck
  18. Scrap Scow
  19. Rusty Rower
  20. Smelly Sailboat
  21. Worn Out Whaler
  22. Drab Dinghy
  23. Foul Felucca
  24. Used-up Umiak
  25. Seaweed Skiff
  26. Scuffed Schooner
  27. Waterlogged Wherry
  28. Tattered Tugboat
  29. Ragged Raft
  30. Patched Paddleboat
  31. Bumpy Bellyboat

These terrible names are sure to draw a laugh from any onlooker. With such a list, you’re sure to find something that fits your taste for terrible boat names.

And if not, feel free to use them as inspiration for creating your own unique and terrible name. You may also enjoy our list of the stupidest possible boat names!

Just be warned — once it goes on the side of your boat, there may be no turning back!

Happy Boat Naming!


Happy Boat Sailing!