Boaters everywhere have a long and proud tradition of giving incredibly creative (and sometimes not-so-creative) names to their vessels. Unfortunately, some of them take creative freedom a bit too far.
For lighthearted entertainment and a good laugh, we’ve gathered some of the worst boat names we could find.
31 Worst Boat Names To Not Give Your Watercraft
Here is a list of 31 terrible boat names you can (probably) use:
- The Big Mistake
- HMS Titanic 2
- Nightmariner
- Barnacle Bait
- S.S. Minivan
- Bilge Rat
- Floaty McFloat
- The Drowned Dream
- Leaky Seamanship
- Afloat Again
- Gone Fission
- Creaky Hulls
- The Leaky Canoe
- The Seafoam Sagas
- Docked Dreams
- Bilge Blubber
- Wet Wreck
- Sinker Ship
- Lost at Sea
- In Deep Trouble
- Slippery Sloop
- Cursed Vessel
- Capsize Cruiser
- Floating Fiasco
- Shipwreck Symphony
- Soggy Sailor
- Sloshing Scow
- Damp Disappointment
- Flooded Fantasy
- Dripping Disaster
- Soaked Saga
It’s clear that boat owners have a lot of fun coming up with creative and sometimes outrageous names for their vessels. While some are clever, others can be truly unfortunate.
We hope you enjoyed our list of the worst boat names and got yourself a good laugh!
You may equally enjoy another list of boat names that we’ve compiled: the stupidest boat names imaginable. Enjoy!!
Happy Boat Naming!
&
Happy Sailing!