Are you looking for a way to put a smile on other boaters’ faces when they’re out at sea? Give your vessel an ironic name that’s sure to get a few laughs and some head nods.
Read on below for some of the most sarcastic boat names we can find!
21 Sarcastic Boat Names For Laughs
Here are 21 sarcastic boat names for sailors with a personality:
- Weightless Anchor
- Afloat and Adrift
- Half Floating, Half Sinking
- Slowest Boat in Town
- Lost at Sea
- Gone with the Wind
- Long Way Home
- The Titanic II
- Abandon Ship
- Sinking Feeling
- Not the Sharpest
- Eternally Treading Water
- Barely Afloat
- The Sinking Feeling
- Don’t Rock the Boat
- Life Is Too Short For This Boat
- It Should Float Better Than This
- Afloat In Circles
- Not That Fast, Just That Slow
- One Wave Ahead of the Rest
- Afloat But Not for Long
No matter what you pick, you’re sure to have a fun and enjoyable time sailing the open seas. And if you ever find yourself stuck in a tricky situation out on the water, remember that with one of these sarcastic boat names, at least someone will be laughing—even if it’s just you!
And since you seem to like sarcasm you may as well like some of our other lists like stupid boat names, boat names with play on words, with double entendre and boat names that are just plain fun.
Happy Boat Naming!
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Happy Sailing!